Step 1: Some form of telepathic communication
Unless you're a spam-bot, I invite you to communicate to me via telepathy. I'm not sure how to answer you back, but leave me your email or something.
Step 2: Twitter?
No problem, go here: http://twitter.com/danielward. It'll probably tell you that I'm on Twitter, and it'd be right.
Step 3: General details
Honestly, you're best to check my links, otherwise check my Telnic card.
Step 4: Telephone numbers
Um..............yeeeaahhhh. No.
Step 5: E-mail address
Well I'm obviously not going to do that...